Reviewed by: Dumb Polock , from green bay&milwaukee

Summary:
Greetings to "Dave from Orlando, FL": chuj ci w dupe ty pierdolony skurwysynie; murzynskim chujem ci wyjebac ta okropna dupe. despite the educational value of Polish jokebooks & the alcoholics passed out on the streets of Chicago's Polish districts, I'll take you on an IQ test any day, even if lacking sobriety. i'm a physician, artist & elite athlete and don't see myself as an upper-tier Pole, having been back to the old country a # of times. Oh yeah, the trail is flat & gets boring in parts, but should be perfect for 'Orlando Dave's' ugly fat-ass girlfriend. Polka my ass, ty moranie.

Recommended Route:
wherever the stupid polacks aren't

Reviewed by: Finster , from Wisconsin

Summary:
My 4 year old daughter got her training wheels off and this was her first big bike ride. Was perfect for her. As for mountain biking?? Maybe a good route to bike going from 9 mile to Baird Creek. This is a flat gravel trail good for recreation bikers.

Reviewed by: Mat , from Green Bay

Summary:
This is a long wide path.

Recommended Route:
Somewhere that belongs on a mountain bike review site?

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Just about anywhere but here!!

Reviewed by: Dave , from Orlando, Fl

Summary:
Basically, this is a family trail. Helmet is required because you will be beating your head against a tree in a matter of ten minutes. Or the perferct trail if your hung-over and you want to spend some quality time with your girlfriend who says she can do everything you can. Watchout for the old people riding three wide babysitting their grandkids who cannot hold a straight line. On the positive side if you like to ride at a consistant speed the Town of Pulaski is about 12 miles away from the start of the trail. I enjoy doing time trials between the two towns. Plus the Trails End Bar is 10 feet from the trail in the Town of Pulaski. Oh Yeah! Polka til' you drop you dumb Polock.

Recommended Route:
Park just down the road from Rivers Bend Supper Club in the village of Howard.

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Bairds Creek 10 minutes away is fun. It will challege the intermidiate to the advanced.

Reviewed by: UNABIKER , from The Wild Kingdom

Summary:
I live in Wisconsin, so I've seen my fare share of lame trails, but nothing compares to the Mountain Bay Trail. It doesn't even belong on an mtb website. If you think this is mountain biking you've got problems. If it were possible to give it -5 tires I would.

Recommended Route:
Don't bother, ride on the road.

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Baird Creek, urban assault at UWGB, The Wild Kingdom.