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The Ass Crack
3 reviews
 5 of 5

Two large boulders on both left and right of trail. Similar in appearance to an ass crack. Very good for BMX. One major problem. Do not fall! If so and you are by yourself scream till you cant scream no more. The reason for that is you will become lodged in the immence crevise beneath you. Smell is very rancid. Do not ride in rainy weather for flooding is common. Other than those precautions trail is fun!!!!
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Latitude
40.245991504199026
Longitude
-75.3662109375
Trail Directions
Contact Fred Gackle for directions(yellow pages bicycles). Or call toll free at 1-800-Ass-Crack for more.
Trail Length
30miles
Trail Level
Extreme
Trail Type
Singletrack
City/County
Bristol
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Reviews 1 - 3 (3 Reviews Total)

Review Date
September 16, 2002

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Great Cornholio , from Tioga

Summary:
Man was I muddy after this ride, leave it for a dry day. Bring TP for your bunghole.

Recommended Route:
Follow signs and blazes for the Brown trail. Stream crossings are scary, but worth it for the chocolate speed reed; hairy and tight.

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Phallic Rock, the Birth canal



Review Date
October 12, 2001

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Please Select

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Reviewed by: tatonka , from scranton

Summary:
it doesn't get any more juicy than this ...

Recommended Route:
hairy tongue trail, to intestinal track and then finish on the Brown Downhill



Review Date
June 17, 2001

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Slim Johnny , from Bristol Lanes

Summary:
Great, don't fall, i lost my footings after this guy took a dump next to me then farted, it smelled like soup

Recommended Route:
See above

Other recommended trails in the same area:
the long stick, the short branch, the wide trunk, the small trunk, the fruitmans land



Reviews 1 - 3 (3 Reviews Total)


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