Reviewed by: chrisl4 ,  Weekend Warrior

Summary:
Have you been here? I doubt it as it can't exist. The directions lead to houses, houses, and more houses. Maybe it did exist in 1999 (the first posts) but the area is one of the fastest growing areas in the MN Twin cities. Most of the area is now houses with more going in. Unfortunately, I think this trail is history.

Recommended Route:
Whatever leads to a real trail.

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Battle Creek. Or take the short trip to Lebonon Hills or Afton (pay).

Reviewed by: EX , from Mpls

Summary:
We drove around purgatory... OOps, I mean Woodbury, we even asked local bike shop employees. No one ever even heard of it. There are plenty of places to build trails, however, I think the kids out there wouldn't know how to construct a real trail.

Recommended Route:
If it WAS in Woodbury, it most likely has been built over by a bunch of houses that cost too much, and look like the one right next to it.Unless some one can write REAL directions don't bother wasting your time.

Other recommended trails in the same area:
The trail that these kids probibly review was a couple of little BMX style jumps and berms in an empty lot out there in the sticks. It must not have been that great if the people involved wouldn't fight to keep it open. Too bad, urban sprawl stikes again, I guess. People don't fear making your own trails, get permission from the land owner and be creative.

Reviewed by: Craig , from Woodbury

Summary:
What an idiot am I to not find this trail. The directions were perfect to say the least. These directions would epitomize all other directions, the directions, written so beautifully could easily be mistaken for a romantic song and the author could be compared to great poets such as Homer or Horace. Joe's directions capture the beauty and grace of Mother Nature herself. After reading the directions many times, I realized the true meaning of the directions. One should not take the dircions literally. One must concentrate, even meditate to decipher the code. Only then will you be able to find the trail, it turns out I was F@#$K head that could not find the gift given to us by Joe. I beg forgiveness to Joe, and I am forever indebted to him.

Reviewed by: Craig , from Woodbury

Summary:
I don't believe this is a real trail - somebody was just being a dink trying to get people to waste their time looking for this trail while they went biking somewhere else. f#@kheads! If you're thinking about trying to find this trail be sure to check out a Hudson's map first. Good Luck!

Recommended Route:
Don't try to find this trail - directions suck

Reviewed by: berrywise , from Stillwater

Summary:
I can't tell if this trail is for real or not. I know my way around Woodbury fairly well but someone is going to have to be more specific about how to get there. If this is for real please email me or post the directions here.

Recommended Route:
I would like to know

Other recommended trails in the same area:
It'd be nice to have another trail to ride close to my home.