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Lahoma

Average Rating:    (3.92 of 5)

No. of Reviews: 25

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Latitude
39.11727568585595
Longitude
-77.28941917419434
Trail Directions
Follow your nose...it always knows.
Trail Length
many miles
Trail Level
Extreme
Trail Type
Singletrack
City/County
Kooklahoma
   


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Review Date
January 7, 2003

Overall Rating
 1 of 5

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Reviewed by: George Bush Jr. , from Washington, DC

Summary:
My fellow Americans, here is an example of why our Economy is in shambles. You have one or more clowns that call themselves Lahomians wasting their employeer's money by screwing around on the internet. Without a doubt, they are either Gov' workers or causalties of the "Dot com" catastophy. Now stop hurting the Economy and American people and go back to work. I hope to be able to enjoy this web site again without being teased by your so called "back yard trail". Maybe you are spending to much time on your private little trail, anybody who creates their own language within a very small group of people, definitely need to spend more time interacting with the rest of normal society. The more I think about it, the more you people start to remind me of a small click of guy's that feel they are better then the rest of us Americans. I think they called themselves "Al Queda". Are you a bunch of terrorist trying to communicate secretly using this web site? I really don't think you folks have to smarts to devise something like that. I'm sure I will be hearing from you "C" Suckers again at a war protest in front of my house very soon, definitely when I remove that Hussein or within a week of me nuking N Korea.

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Can't find the trail, I had my best U.N. inspectors searching with their UH-60's, and they found nothing. We are currently questioning several of the the locals, but as of yet, no one is saying anything of any value. They actually keep using stupid and childlike imaginary phrases to describe some bull shit. They also seem more interested in being tortured then talking. We can't get them to stop requesting to have stuff shoved up there asses. Please forgive me if I pass along the order to have a fast moving projectile pierce through there craniums very soon.



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Review Date
January 6, 2003

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Candy Kane , from Soap Box Central

Summary:
Sy, you got us Lahomans all wrong. Please look to the folks from points north and northwest of Lahoma for initiating the...um..."alternative lifestyle" rantings. That said, we are an educated, witty bunch, prone to bouts of sarcasm and vitriolic ramblings when attacked. We ride our wives as well as our schralping (Lahoman term) vessels, not that it is anyone's business. I believe that Smitty and Whitey thought they could learn of our secret schralping mecca if they provoked us. You know, get the invite to Lahoma to prove them wrong. A noble effort, but unsuccessful nonetheless. We are committed to the ingrity of this site, our fellow Lahomans, and Lahoma itself. I will now alight from my soapbox and pass the baton to the next Lahoman desiring to preach. Can I get an Amen?

Recommended Route:
Back to reality.



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Review Date
January 3, 2003

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Beezley Beezwell , from Beezmont Falls

Summary:
It's really grand in here...alll dark & steamy after midnite...when all the goblins come out...if ya do it on a full moon then all the kooks come out!
build/ride/beez/build/ride/beez/build/ride/beez
you get the picture boyz?
It's a very simple paradigm we live by!
5 Flaming Lahoman Beezers...once again!

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aaahhhhaghhgh ahahgghhahaghhgha wheeeewhhheew that was a large beezer! Maybe I should try a solo shot next time and not a crunch sized party styler! Wow are these guys too much! All I wanna do is beez up hourly and point my schralping weapon down the hill....yeah I know I'll have to push it up the other side...candy....but then I can re-beez!

Other recommended trails in the same area:
I'm to beezed up to recommend anything else but the butter itself!



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Review Date
January 3, 2003

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Flint Goldmember , from Bite, Me

Summary:
So, let's end the bullshit. We have 6 guys who found some land in Montgomery County that was ripe for trail-riding. With rakes and shovels and under the cover of darkness, we turned the land into a pretty sweet biking playground. In our enthusiasm for this creation, we decided to have some fun and share it on this site. Suddenly, some assholes (Mr. White and Mr. Smitty) show up and decide to run with this ridiculous homo motif. Wow, you guys are pretty fuckin' creative. Why don't you blow yourselves. As for the 6 of us, we've got wives, kids and careers and don't give a flying shit about your diatribes. If that's what it takes to keep you happy in your pathetic little insecure lives, then keep posting. Meanwhile, we'll keep riding . . . and beezing . . . and laughing at you.

Recommended Route:
ALL

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Anything but here. You had your chance.



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Review Date
January 3, 2003

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

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Ridden Once

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Reviewed by: Sy Bersalami , from Nowhere, Inparticular

Summary:
Let the trail review site be for those who want to review trails. I completely understand if the Lahomans don't want to share their trails with anybody. It's their right! If they want to review them amongst themselves then so be it! What I don't understand is all this homo crap? I don't know any serious riders who are fegelas? The thought of it is enough to make me spew my lunch on my desk!

Recommended Route:
I am in full agreement with Mr. Uhomos.

Other recommended trails in the same area:
What happened to dudes that just wanna fuckin shred the land? NOW GO RIDE!!



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