Reviewed by: Heidi , from Flatland

Summary:
Okay, Net is not only an idiot, but he's also illiterate! Read his review: "Benchmark can the portal to a whole new kind or hyperspace."
What the hell are you trying to say, Net? Since you're from Trollville I have to assume you're a troll and you're speaking in your native tongue and what you're really saying is, "I'm a complete dork and only I like to rub bacon on myself for the sheepdogs to enjoy."
To those of you who are interested in riding this trail, come on out and enjoy yourselves. There's not a single local with a shotgun, with the possible exception of Net, but he's only ridden this trail once, so I wouldn't worry too much. But you might want to look out for the sheepdogs. But they're usually very friendly. I once saw one humping Net's leg, but he kind of likes that shit!
As for the locals not wanting you to crowd their turf, its pure bullshit. Ride responsibly and be friendly to us locals and you'll have a great time. By the way, Net, I'll be at the world's next year in Vail if you'd like to follow up your shotgun threat. I'll be racing for team Mountain Cycle in the semi-proDH category. Peace, bro! Flatlander Heidi.

Recommended Route:
Wherever Net is not riding!

Reviewed by: jeff schnobrich , from vail colorado

Summary:
look out for the sheep dogs!!

Recommended Route:
bowmans

Reviewed by: Net , from Trollville

Summary:
Bubba is right. Benchmark can the portal to a whole new kind or hyperspace. Ride on...

Recommended Route:
Same as the initial description

Other recommended trails in the same area:
As few as possible We don't need flatland Heidi's crowding our turf. Stay away and watch out for the locals with shotguns.