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THE DEATHTRAP

Average Rating:    (5 of 5)

No. of Reviews: 2

it isnt called the deattrap for nothing. no-one has ever made it through alive up until today
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Trail Directions
follow the A6 until you reach a big ass. when you see this take a left the another left then a right then another left until you see a whore with acne. ask her how to get to the deathtrap.
Trail Length
23 kilometres
Trail Level
Extreme
Trail Type
Singletrack & Fire Roads
City/County
Lancaster
   


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Reviews 1 - 2 (2 Reviews Total)

Review Date
February 23, 2001

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Ridden Once

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Reviewed by: Degenerate , from Pissphlaps

Summary:
.......and then I heard my alarm-clock going off!! Oh my, it had all been a fantastic dream. But, I could still smell the whore with the acne, as she toyed with her pissphlaps.....

Recommended Route:
Try the bit that smells funny, its a real blinda!!

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Your mum......er....and.....er OH, and your mum as well



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Review Date
February 13, 1999

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Feckrag , from Penis

Summary:
Well, the day started as planned. My alarm clcok went off at 7.....oh, of the ride? Well, I got to the top of the hill like the whore told me to do, and look down. At the bottom was a spiked pit. I was thinking about shooting my self previous to this day, but the deathtrap seems to have killed me nonetheless. Oh, I'm dead?

Recommended Route:
Straight off the edge, that big skipe at the bottom is ker-azy

Other recommended trails in the same area:
The Winding Goblin is just ace if you want your nuts chewed off by a goblin



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