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Harries Armchair special

Average Rating:    (3.5 of 5)

No. of Reviews: 4

Put video in slot. Press play. Imagine you are ten years younger. Perhaps 20 years younger. Sip Budwieser adn relax. Perhaps reading a few magazines. Contemplate buying u[pgrades to your 2000 pristine unused steed. Scratch anal shincter as and when it itches... After 2 hours put on your riding gear, go down the pub for a swift few with the old boys... Come home and try to sneak into the spare room and have a crafty jodrell on the internet before your girlfriend catches you and demands sex.. AgaIN! THATS 3 TIMES THIS YEAR! i DON'T EVEN RIDE MY BiKE THAT MUCH!
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Latitude
53.30462107510271
Longitude
-2.2412109375
Trail Directions
Go to nearest Bike shop, (where I work) buy expensive bike to replace your other expensive bike that you rode 3 times last year, ( because it was not raining, was not a work day and you could not think of any other excuses to give your buddies.) buy lots of trendy clothes and magazines, and a handful of videos showing the action.
Trail Length
1/2 miles
Trail Level
Advanced
Trail Type
Paved Path
City/County
Manchester
   


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Reviews 1 - 4 (4 Reviews Total)

Review Date
February 13, 2003

Overall Rating
 1 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Ridden Once

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Reviewed by: Juan Kerr , from Stockport

Summary:
Whats a shop? A bike? A video? A man milk cocktail? I'm showing my age and marital status now. Help. Pass the Zimmer.

Recommended Route:
Path of righteousness

Other recommended trails in the same area:
Long and winding road



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Review Date
March 5, 2002

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: Andy , from Manchester

Summary:
It's very personal you know!

Recommended Route:
Skip the bike shop bit, it's for dreamers - go straight to PC World and buy a keyboard dust cover, or cling film will do, then home to shake the man milk coctail. If disturbed by the missus, tell her to bring a friend

Other recommended trails in the same area:
If you want to experiment, try using your friends computer



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Review Date
October 14, 2001

Overall Rating
 3 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Once a week

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Reviewed by: jimbo , from Burnley

Summary:
blame it on someone else...

Recommended Route:
Skip the trip to the pub, ma bitch won't let me out anymore since the incident with the merino..



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Review Date
July 10, 2001

Overall Rating
 5 of 5

Ridden Trail:
Every few months

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Reviewed by: wan , from manchester

Summary:
slow as poss

Recommended Route:
down the shops

Other recommended trails in the same area:
ashton



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Reviews 1 - 4 (4 Reviews Total)
 


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